Everyone likes a laugh. Well here’s a joke I found on line, that I hope you like:
There was a 20-dollar bill and a 1-dollar coin in a drawer at a downtown bank. As they were lying there side by side, the Loony said to the 20-dollar bill, "Hey man - where have you been? I haven't seen you in a long time?"
The 20-dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball! I’ve been traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants…" And on and on the 20-dollar bill went.
After describing his great travels, the 20-dollar bill asked the Loony, "What about you? Where have you been?"
The Loony replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Anglican church, the Catholic church and to the United Church of Christ..."
"WAIT A MINUTE!" shouted the 20-dollar bill. "What's a church?"